What’s in Your In-depth Romantic Synastry Analysis?
Two Charts. One Explosive Story. Let’s See What You’re Actually Dealing With.
This isn’t “Venus in the 7th means true love” garbage. This is raw, soul-stripping compatibility astrology that shows you what’s beautiful, what’s brutal, and what’s destined to blow up at 2am after five drinks and a “we need to talk.”
If you’ve ever felt like a relationship had cosmic weight, unspoken tension, or karmic hooks you couldn’t explain, you’re right. Your birth charts are talking. Most readings can’t hear them. ZiggyAstroDust does.
Not Your Average Love Reading
Most synastry reports read like they were written by a computer program that’s never been in a relationship. This one was built by me, with my synastry theory built in, powered by ZiggyAstroDust, and backed by 20+ years of chart-stalking, red flag spotting, and heartbreak autopsies.
💥 This reading tells you the truth about what your connection really is
💥 No sugarcoating, no twin flame fluff, no “love and light” delusion
💥 Just astrology that cuts to the core with honesty and compassion
What You Get
✔ Full ZiggyAstroDust Synastry Breakdown
All major aspects between your charts analyzed within a 6–7° orb. If it’s making noise in your dynamic, I will hear it. Conjunctions, squares, oppositions, trines, sextiles – all dissected and decoded.
✔ House Overlays That Actually Mean Something
Forget the vague “your Moon falls in their 4th” type nonsense. I tell you what it feels like, how it manifests, and where your partner shows up in your life like a blessing or a damn hurricane.
✔ Degree-Specific, Planet-by-Planet Interpretation
Every planet. Every house. Every degree. Including Chiron, North Node, Vertex, and Part of Fortune. This is deep, specific, no-fluff astrology. If you’re bringing soulmate potential or walking red flags, it will be revealed.
✔ Ziggy Rips Into Your Synastry: Six Personal Questions Answered by Me
These aren’t generic add-ons. These are where I speak directly to your relationship, in my voice, with no filters and no bullshit. I use voice-to-text because I have dyslexia, and typing slows me down. The result is that you get pure, unedited insight straight from my brain to your report.
Here’s what I personally answer for every couple!
1. What are the red flags and green flags of the aspects being made between our placements?
I’ll show you the cosmic landmines and the sacred gold.
2. What are the troublemaker placements in our synastry, houses-wise? What are the magical ones?
Because where your planets land matters as much as how they clash.
3. What stands out as soulmate energy, and what exactly reeks of karmic baggage that’ll make this hard as hell?
Is it fate, or a loop you’ve been trapped in for lifetimes?
4. What are we going to need to work on the most in order to make this relationship successful?
This is your wake-up call. Here’s what you’ll actually have to do.
5. What are the potential real-life manifestations that may come up in our relationship as a result of our synastry?
Because the planets aren’t metaphors. They show up in your texts, your fights, your bed, and your bank account.
6. An open-ended question based on your situation
You give me the background, and I’ll go all in.
Who It’s Really For
This reading is for you if:
- You can’t figure out if it’s cosmic chemistry or codependent chaos
- You want real answers on why this person feels like “the one” and a walking test from the universe
- You’re sick of vague readings and want something brutal, specific, and actually useful
This is strictly for romantic synastry between two people. Situationships, long-term partners, soul ties, emotional messes, beautiful disasters…I handle all of it.
⚠️ Heads Up Important Notes. Read Before Ordering!
🔹 This is NOT a predictive reading. It focuses on potentials, strengths, and deep self-awareness.
🔹 ZiggyAstroDust generates the chart breakdown, but I personally answer your questions.
🔹 Provide your birth data at checkout. Missing info = no reading.
🚨 Important Disclosure: 18+ Only, No Questions About Death
This reading isn’t for kids, delicate sensibilities, or people who can’t handle blunt truth. If you’re 18+, ready for ruthless accuracy, and not scared of finding out how the universe actually f@#$ed with your chart – drop your birth details at checkout. I’ll take care of the rest as long as you don’t ask about death. I will NOT answer any questions about death. Period.
