What’s in Your In-depth Besties Synastry Analysis?
Peeling Back the Layers of Platonic Soul Contracts. Two Charts. One Unbreakable Bond. Let’s See What This Friendship Is Really Made Of.
This isn’t “we have the same Moon sign so we must be twins” fluff. This is friendship level astrology that explains why you finish each other’s sentences, rage text each other at 2am, or get into psychic fistfights during Mercury retrograde.
You know the kind of bestie connection that feels fated? The one that’s ride or die, call before burying a body, or telepathic from across the country? That’s not a coincidence. That’s cosmic. And your charts are spilling the tea. Most readings won’t touch this depth. ZiggyAstroDust dives headfirst.
Not Your Average Bestie Reading
Most synastry reports read like they were written by a robot that’s never cried laughing in a group chat or had a telepathic meltdown with their platonic soulmate. This one was built by me, with my friendship synastry theory wired into every line, powered by ZiggyAstroDust, and backed by 20+ years of watching chosen family dynamics play out across charts.
💥 This reading tells you the truth about what your bond actually is
💥 No sugarcoating, no pastel affirmations, no “soul sisters” clichés
💥 Just astrology that gets deep fast with zero fluff and full clarity
What You Get
✔ Full ZiggyAstroDust Synastry Breakdown
All major aspects between your charts analyzed within a 6–7° orb. If it’s making noise in your dynamic, I will hear it. Conjunctions, squares, oppositions, trines, sextiles – all dissected and decoded.
✔ House Overlays That Actually Mean Something
Forget the vague “your Moon falls in their 4th” type nonsense. I tell you what it feels like, how it manifests, and where your bestie shows up in your life like a blessing or a damn hurricane.
✔ Degree-Specific, Planet-by-Planet Interpretation
Every planet. Every house. Every degree. Including Chiron, North Node, Vertex, and Part of Fortune. This is deep, specific, no-fluff astrology. If you’re bringing soulmate potential or walking red flags, it will be revealed.
✔ Ziggy Rips Into Your Synastry: Six Personal Questions Answered by Me
These aren’t generic add-ons. These are where I speak directly to your relationship, in my voice, with no filters and no bullshit. I use voice-to-text because I have dyslexia, and typing slows me down. The result is that you get pure, unedited insight straight from my brain to your report.
Here’s what I personally answer for besties!
1. What karmic or ancestral patterns do we trigger in each other, and how can our friendship help us break cycles?
This connection brings up buried patterns for a reason. It’s here to help you break what’s been looping for lifetimes.
2. In what ways does our friendship act as a mirror for self-discovery and shadow work?
Companionship is a component, yes but this relationship is more than that. It’s a mirrored portal for projection, growth, and uncomfortable but necessary truth.
3. How do we balance freedom and intimacy in our connection without losing ourselves?
This bond dances on the line between closeness and independence, and sometimes one of you steps too far.
4. What unique gifts or soul medicine do we bring to each other’s lives?
You’re not just friends. You’re activating healing codes the other person didn’t even know they needed.
5. How might this friendship transform the trajectory of our lives?
This relationship doesn’t just support who you are. It alters who you become and what you believe is possible.
6. An open-ended question based on your situation
You give me the background, and I’ll go all in.
Who It’s Really For
This reading is for you if:
✅ You’ve got a best friend who feels more like soul family than just someone to split appetizers with
✅ You want real insight into why this connection is intense, healing, triggering, or straight-up life-altering
✅ You’re done with surface-level astrology and want something deep, weirdly accurate, and borderline therapeutic
Whether you’re platonic life partners, long lost mirrors, exes turned allies, or just two weirdos who can’t quit each other, this reading is for any friendship that feels bigger than coincidence. No labels, no limits, just real cosmic insight.
⚠️ Heads Up Important Notes. Read Before Ordering!
🚫 This is NOT a predictive reading. It focuses on potentials, strengths, and deep self-awareness.
🚫 ZiggyAstroDust generates the chart breakdown, but I personally answer your questions.
🚫 Provide your birth data at checkout. Missing info = no reading.
🚨 Important Disclosure: 18+ Only, No Questions About Death
This reading isn’t for kids, delicate sensibilities, or people who can’t handle blunt truth. If you’re 18+, ready for ruthless accuracy, and not scared of finding out how the universe actually f@#$ed with your chart – drop your birth details at checkout. I’ll take care of the rest as long as you don’t ask about death. I will NOT answer any questions about death. Period.
