Saturn’s Revenge: Karma by House Placement

This is what happens when you mess with people based on Saturn’s placement in their chart. This stuff really holds up true over time! I was against this idea at first but now I see it’s actually really real. It’s really damn real! I have watched it play out over and over. The patterns just stick out so clear. Saturn’s karmic payback is no laughing matter. It shows up in different ways depending on the house Saturn calls home in a person’s natal chart.

Saturn in the First House

If Saturn lands in your first house and someone messes with you, they end up facing changes in how they look. They might pack on a ton of weight and just balloon up. Or they could drop a bunch of weight and start looking all skinny and worn out. Maybe zits break out all over their face. Or those bags under their eyes get way worse. How bad they mess with you decides if the shift sticks around forever or if it fades with time. That all ties to the situation at hand. It’s wild to think about. And it’s kind of messed up in a way. But I have seen it go down just like that.

Saturn in the Second House

With Saturn in the second house, anyone who messes with you pays in ways tied to value and cash. They might lose all sense of their own worth. Then they jump into a relationship with someone loaded with bad karma. That partner drags them down hard on money matters and self-esteem too. Or cash just vanishes from their life out of the blue. It hits like a sudden windfall in reverse, almost like Uranus shaking things up. If Saturn links to Uranus in their chart through an aspect, it gets even rougher. Remember that detail. It’s twisted stuff. I kind of love it when they earn it though.

Saturn in the Third House

Saturn in the third house means payback comes through words and short trips for anyone who crosses you. The universe always bounces things back around. Quantum physics backs that idea up in a sense. So with this placement, they face getting called out and shamed in public. Words hit them hard and loud. Or if they really push it too far, a car wreck shakes their world. That one stands out as rough. It’s insane how it unfolds.

Saturn in the Fourth House

Saturn in the fourth house brings home troubles to anyone who trifles with you. They might need to call a plumber because water floods up from below the floor. Or the roof could collapse right on them. Maybe the toilet bursts and mess spreads everywhere. I mean it for real. Issues hit their living space hard. Or they end up without a steady home and bounce around places. Neighbors might turn annoying too. Think loud ones moving in upstairs based on how much they messed up. Sometimes you lose touch with those people. You won’t hear about their payback then. But trust me, it lands anyway. Just chill out. I promise it’s in motion.

Saturn in the Fifth House

Messing with someone who has Saturn in the fifth house spells trouble for fun and love stuff. Your plans for a wedding could fall apart completely. Or birthday parties turn into disasters. Nobody shows up to what you organize. Invites stop coming your way. Friends might bail on you out of nowhere. It leaves you feeling exposed and awkward. This karma ranks low on the worst scale out of all houses. Maybe twelfth in line or so. But the details of the mess up still matter a lot. It could turn pretty intense depending on things.

Saturn in the Sixth House

Sixth house Saturn, this is a pretty bad one. If somebody fucks with the sixth house Saturn, they can become ill. Not definitely ill, that’s eighth house, we’ll move to that later. But yeah, they can become ill. They can get a diagnosis of some kind, usually it’s an acute diagnosis, but it’s extremely uncomfortable and it lasts somewhere between one week to four weeks. I’ve noticed gastroparesis, probably because sixth house is the Virgo house, right. You don’t necessarily have to have Saturn in Virgo, but what it’s going to do is it’s going to kind of evoke like an acute type of issue with someone that has to do with their gastrointestinal system. If health concerns arise, please consult with a qualified medical professional for proper diagnosis and care. Or perhaps they’re going to have to work at a different place, like they’re going to get moved from their usual place at work. Maybe they’ll have to move to a smaller desk or they’ll get demoted or something like that. They’ll get embarrassed at work. It’s interesting. It depends on the circumstance like I said.

Saturn in the Seventh House

Seventh house Saturn, if you fuck with somebody with a seventh house Saturn, this is where it gets interesting. Their networking abilities start to kind of go down the drain. Nobody wants to talk to them. Their aura is just negative as hell and nobody wants to speak with them. People aren’t taking them seriously or they’re getting into huge fights with their partner or their fiancé or their husband or their wife or whatever. They’re having relationship issues. If you fuck with someone who has a seventh house Saturn, which is also, it could be pretty detrimental, especially if your partner is helping you financially, right. You don’t want to fuck with that.

Saturn in the Eighth House

Eighth house Saturn, you know why. What, remember what I said with sixth house. Eighth house is a permanent health condition or bye bye. I’m not even kidding. I’m not even kidding. My mother has eighth house Saturn, my mother, and every single person who fucks with her, something seriously horrific happens to that person months or years down the line. It always happens. I’ve seen this from birth, not even kidding. And if you fuck with someone with an eighth house Saturn, not too bad, like you don’t trifle that hard, they might end up just losing some money. Like maybe an investor pulls out if they’re a business person or they’re meeting with an investor, a group of investors, and they’re all like laughing at them. They get embarrassed. I’ve seen this happen. I have notes about this. That’s what happens. But they do have to be obviously pretty well off or in some sort of a decent foundation in life to be at that position, right. So that’s neither here nor there. It really depends, but that’s what I’ve seen.

Saturn in the Ninth House

You fuck with somebody with a ninth house Saturn and you’re an international student, and this is specific, it’s likely that your visa will get like canceled or something randomly. Or you’ll get like deported back home or something to do with school. You’ll fail your classes or you’ll end up with a really shitty professor who has something against you and nobody else, just against you. And you end up not doing well and having to retake a course and spend an extra five grand or however many grand you have to spend depending on how much the credit costs, right. It’s fucked. And also delays with travel, issues with travel. And the worst I’ve seen is plane crash. Small small plane crash. And just to be clear, I’ve seen three of these instances, however they all came out alive and everything was good. How do I know this. Because people were open with me about the fact that they messed with somebody who had Saturn in a specific place. I’d be talking to my clients. I love them for that.

Saturn in the Tenth House

If you fuck with somebody who has a tenth house Saturn, oh tenth house Saturn, as Astrology Blitz likes to say, and I agree with him that tenth house Saturn is the luckiest placement in astrology, even if it’s fucked up dignity wise. Like I have an airy Saturn in the tenth and a personal experience of mine, anybody who slanders me or talks shit about me suffers a hit to their reputation. They are unable to grow their social media. Their business gets all fucked up. If they start peddling bullshit about me months or even years down the line, either public humiliation at work in their career or with an authority figure in front of a lot of people, or they end up broke and alone. Nobody wants anything to do with them. It’s insane. It’s not as hardcore as the eighth house, but tenth house Saturn, when nobody is fucking with you just natively speaking, it’s a wonderful placement because it means that you are meant to do big things. I just, I love the tenth house Saturn placement. I could talk about it more in depth after this if you guys are curious, but I’ve spoken about it a lot before. Check out my Saturn videos, it’s in a playlist. Tenth house Saturn is wonderful. Please do big things if you have a tenth house Saturn.

Saturn in the Eleventh House

Eleventh house Saturn, if you fuck with somebody who has an eleventh house Saturn, all your friends go bye bye. A lot of them go bye bye. They turn their backs on you randomly. You have to really trifle though. I would say this is the eleventh worst, right behind fifth house Saturn, because it’s neither here nor there. Like I said, circumstances matter. But you lose a lot of friends or you lose your ability to network. It’s very similar to the seventh house, but by network I mean it’s more so online. So it could be more of an online interaction type of harassment issue as well, or just kind of getting a lot of people unfollowing you. Or people are discussing you in nasty ways, gossiping about you online in a group chat. And then you end up, maybe perhaps, depending on how bad you trifled, perhaps you’ll get a screenshot, perhaps you won’t, but you’ll be made aware eventually that people were talking shit. And it doesn’t feel good.

Saturn in the Twelfth House

Twelfth house Saturn, if you fuck with a twelfth house Saturn, you will never ever ever know what happened to that person. I don’t know. You will never know. All I know is that it has to be really fucking bad because the twelfth house is the abyss and I don’t have any consistent research about it. So if you have a twelfth house Saturn, let me know. And twelfth house Placidus by the way, please, we’re doing Placidus here. So if you want to give me some research, let me know. But twelfth house is interesting because I have no fucking idea and I’ve been at this for fifteen years and my mentor also had no idea. Just so you guys are fully aware, we were always trying to figure it out but we couldn’t.

Saturn Knows Best

So that’s that. Everything is reciprocated in the universe. Saturn’s karmic justice is real, and I’ve witnessed it play out consistently over fifteen years of practice. The house placement matters enormously in how that karma manifests. Whether it’s physical changes, financial loss, relationship turmoil, or career setbacks, Saturn makes sure the scales balance eventually. I hope you enjoyed this.