The Cruel Irony of What We Want Most in Astrology
The sickest joke about astrology is that the thing you want most in your life, whether it be money, love, power, whatever, the planet associated with the themes of what you want is usually the most afflicted.
The 80 Percent Rule
This is true about 80 percent of the time. Look at my chart as an example. I want love in my life more than anything, but this is something I’ve struggled with more than I’ve struggled with anything in my life.
When it comes to money, I don’t really give a fuck. I’ll make enough to sustain myself. Mommy and daddy don’t wipe my asshole, and I make my own money when I need it, and I have enough to pay my bills. But I’ve been working my ass off to make sure I can sustain myself my entire life. But this is not something I struggled with. This is just something that has been innate for me. Like, if I know that I have bills to pay, I’m going to go and work, right?
Money Isn’t My Thing
I’ve had a bunch of jobs. I’m a nurse, astrologer. I have a bunch of shit that I do to be able to pay for things, but I don’t need excess. If I have enough, that’s all that matters to me.
When it comes to power or my reputation, I don’t really give a fuck about that either, guys. You know that. I literally am authentic to a T. I try to be authentic on here. I try to be myself. I’m not putting on a mask on here.
My Midheaven Tells the Story
I have not one negative aspect to my midheaven. Not really. Like, you’re seeing an opposition from Lilith and Juno here, but it’s loose. It doesn’t count. The orbs aren’t that big.
By the way, how sick is my Libra, Lilith, and Juno conjunction in the fourth house, trining Uranus? Like, how dope is that? Anyway, so, fuck power, fuck money. All I want in my life is love.
Venus in the Seventh House Is Not What You Think
But not only is Venus loosely conjunct my sun, which is already suffocating in the seventh house, the seventh house is not a good place for your sun. And a lot of websites and resources and books say that Venus in the seventh is a wonderful place to have Venus. I don’t think that is true. I do not agree with this. And I’m not just talking about in reference to my chart, but the way that it plays out for many people, having Venus in the seventh, usually no bueno.
They are very good natured people, yes. And I think I’m a good natured person. Like, I don’t have bad intentions for people, and I have self awareness. I know what I need to work on with my fucking fucked up Scorpio moon, and I know that I’m not perfect. We usually have good self awareness.
Saturn Makes Everything Slower
But the fact that I have Venus in the seventh, loosely conjunct my descendant, in freaking Saturn, Capricorn, daddy Saturn, fucking slow, a big boulder that cannot be moved no matter how hard you push. Yeah, push harder. You can push as hard as you want. It’s not going anywhere. Not when you want it to, at least.
Not one, not one relationship in my life has worked out romantic wise. My friends, oh, I love them. I have an empty 11th house. If you, you know, don’t count Hygiea, sorry for the dirty computer. This is whatever already. I’m just really concerned about my friends’ health, and I never stop talking about health, and I’m always, you know, giving my friends IVs and shit. It’s the registered nurse in me.
Taurus Ruled Friendships
Like, if my friend calls me up and says, hey, I’m not feeling well, I’m hungover, you bet your ass I’m going to be at their crib. I’m going to give them an IV. I gift my friends supplements for their birthday. I’m really annoying. I never shut up about it. If you have health concerns, please consult with a qualified healthcare provider. Like, I’m a Taurus ruled friendship girl, right? Like, I love my friends. I love my associates, my colleagues, whatever. Like, everyone that I speak to on a day to day basis, they are everything to me.
Not One Positive Aspect to Venus
Back to Venus. I have not one positive aspect to Venus. Not only is it in the slowest fucking sign to have it in. Lucky for me, my relationship house is ruled by fucking Saturn, which is already slow as fuck. I have Venus in there too. That’s even slower.
I have a semi square from my Venus, which is retrograde, to Pluto. So you already know that I give too much. I don’t know how to fucking stop giving. And every man in my life has walked over me, walked all over my head, like I was some worthless rug, wiping their feet on me, 24/7.
Venus Opposing My Ascendant
It’s opposing my ascendant loosely. So confidence issues up the ass. I speak about this a lot. It’s a huge problem for me that I had to work on. Like, getting my ass on TikTok. I’ve been on here for almost a year. I’m still not fully comfortable. Like, if you guys notice, like, I just recently started being more comfy putting my face on here.
It is also, as you can see, loosely conjunct Neptune. So, creativity, galore, but delusional limerent motherfucker who needs a lot of therapy type shit. Because when you have a freaking Venus Neptune conjunction in the seventh house, oh, I know for a fact you are a limerent. Whether you have it in freaking stable Capricorn or Aquarius or Sagittarius or Scorpio, if you are older folk. If you are older folk, I appreciate you being here. Sorry, I’m not trying to dig at your age, but I think it’s wonderful that I have Neptune, Scorpio people watching me. God bless you.
Venus Squaring Vesta
And Venus doesn’t stop there. She’s also squaring Vesta. Venus squaring Vesta. Do you understand how fucking rough that is? Venus in Capricorn squaring the virgin goddess? Just put that together for me, will you?
I do attract a lot of positive relationships with women in my life, but unfortunately, I am programmed to be heterosexual, so it doesn’t work out for me too well. Like when it comes to love and not platonic relationships with women, who have been life changing for me, by the way. Like my business partner is a woman. Love her to death. Love my mother. Grandma. May she rest in peace. And all my female friends. Incredible.
It Doesn’t Stop There
It doesn’t stop there. She also squares my part of fortune loosely. Ugh. And just to top all of it off, to give you a good laugh, if you’re familiar with Arabic lots, like for example, I have this one up for some reason. This is the part of property. There’s a bunch of parts that you can use to do zodiacal releasing in Hellenistic astrology.
And I want to add, for example, bad luck to my chart. Look where she is. Conjunct Venus. And if that wasn’t enough, my ascendant squares Saturn, which is the ruler of my long term relationship house. So automatically, that means that my descendant, the cusp that, you know, rules my long term relationships is also squaring its ruler. Hmm. It is just absolutely wonderful.
The Universe Has a Sense of Humor
So, thank you so much, universe. I promise to take all of these lessons with grace, as though I haven’t been through enough. Perhaps sometime before the sun explodes, I will be able to share a profound love story with you guys.